Complete rebel??

Between 10am - 1pm Saturday

Event #1
Mom : Why don't you go that way and take a right
Me: I think it's better if i take a right here and then left.
Mom: Up to you. You're the driver
*Kept driving according to mom's instruction*

Event #2:
Mom: Let's go to Jalan Rahang coz I need to run some errands there.
Me: But I need to shower and get ready for Uncle Don's party at 1pm
Mom: Okay lets go home then
*I drove to Jalan Rahang instead of making a u-turn to go home*

Event #3:
Mom: I want to go to the fruit stall on the right side of the road
Me: It'd be easier if I pull up to the stall on the left side of the road
Mom: Okay
* I swerved to make a stop at the fruit stall on the right side of the road*

Lesson
1) I am a horrible driver
2) I would only do the opposite of what you ask me to do